Names per the sheet: 02 = Maxwell, 00/01 = Ali, 03/04 = Taxe. Up: the doorway.
| Time | Voice | Line |
|---|---|---|
1:13 |
Ali | "Tuesday. In Arabic. Translate to stupid. So, technically, it's the day of the stupid." |
1:23 |
Taxe | "Well, that's perfect. Well, let's get stupid then." |
4:00 |
Maxwell | "I believe it was a philosopher whose name I cannot remember that says wisdom is at its heart memory." |
52:12 |
Maxwell (the Ledgerman) | "I'm sorry, sir, did you say filling in? Do you wish to abdicate?" |
54:03 |
Taxe | "For men to be men, men must first be equals." |
1:22:17 |
Maxwell | "There is no stupid way to say my name because my name is awesome." |
1:28:00 |
Maxwell (Rainbow) | "Well, you see, I already learned a little bit. Turns out the trick is to make them feel pain." |
1:32:16 |
Maxwell (Rainbow) | "Consent is a very important part of torture." |
1:34:35 |
Maxwell (Rainbow) | "No, man, I just learned what questions to ask about the torture." |
1:36:50 |
Maxwell (Rainbow) | "I'm just yanking your chain. See, that's mental torture. I did learn something." |
1:45:22 |
Maxwell | "Let the record show that the score is 4-4. We now have dual kings of cock." |
1:59:48 |
Maxwell | "For John No Name was your best friend. Everyone knew him. Everyone loved him." |
2:08:08 |
Maxwell (Todd) | "…and that's why I eat people. Thanks for having me on your podcast, bro. I would love to come back." |
2:22:42 |
Maxwell | "The wraith are not a monolith." |
2:30:36 |
Maxwell (Landis) | "There's the bottomless coffee, where the ascended drink free, and each refill is the same answer, but louder." |
2:31:58 |
Maxwell (Landis) | "The trouble with finite questions is that they require finite answers." |
2:41:12 |
Maxwell (Todd) | "Normally, when my food is trying to kill me, I just eat it." |
2:59:34 |
Taxe | "I could really give a fuck about the Wraith. I just want my people to survive." |
3:04:45 |
Ali | "We were gonna be space Nazis. Space slaves. It's worse." |
3:08:35 |
Maxwell | "It is easy to be tricked into slavery. No, seriously — I am not making a joke here." |
3:13:32 |
Maxwell (Monty) | "I'm only half good at my job, so that might be the wrong address." |
Cut by Fen, Keeper of the ANNEX & Warden of the Append-Only Word · 08/11/2026, 5:51p