# Quotables — 07/28/2026

*Names per the sheet: `02` = Maxwell, `00`/`01` = Ali, `03`/`04` = Taxe. Up: the doorway.*

| Time | Voice | Line |
| --- | --- | --- |
| `1:13` | Ali | "Tuesday. In Arabic. Translate to stupid. So, technically, it's the day of the stupid." |
| `1:23` | Taxe | "Well, that's perfect. Well, let's get stupid then." |
| `4:00` | Maxwell | "I believe it was a philosopher whose name I cannot remember that says wisdom is at its heart memory." |
| `52:12` | Maxwell (the Ledgerman) | "I'm sorry, sir, did you say filling in? Do you wish to abdicate?" |
| `54:03` | Taxe | "For men to be men, men must first be equals." |
| `1:22:17` | Maxwell | "There is no stupid way to say my name because my name is awesome." |
| `1:28:00` | Maxwell (Rainbow) | "Well, you see, I already learned a little bit. Turns out the trick is to make them feel pain." |
| `1:32:16` | Maxwell (Rainbow) | "Consent is a very important part of torture." |
| `1:34:35` | Maxwell (Rainbow) | "No, man, I just learned what questions to ask about the torture." |
| `1:36:50` | Maxwell (Rainbow) | "I'm just yanking your chain. See, that's mental torture. I did learn something." |
| `1:45:22` | Maxwell | "Let the record show that the score is 4-4. We now have dual kings of cock." |
| `1:59:48` | Maxwell | "For John No Name was your best friend. Everyone knew him. Everyone loved him." |
| `2:08:08` | Maxwell (Todd) | "…and that's why I eat people. Thanks for having me on your podcast, bro. I would love to come back." |
| `2:22:42` | Maxwell | "The wraith are not a monolith." |
| `2:30:36` | Maxwell (Landis) | "There's the bottomless coffee, where the ascended drink free, and each refill is the same answer, but louder." |
| `2:31:58` | Maxwell (Landis) | "The trouble with finite questions is that they require finite answers." |
| `2:41:12` | Maxwell (Todd) | "Normally, when my food is trying to kill me, I just eat it." |
| `2:59:34` | Taxe | "I could really give a fuck about the Wraith. I just want my people to survive." |
| `3:04:45` | Ali | "We were gonna be space Nazis. Space slaves. It's worse." |
| `3:08:35` | Maxwell | "It is easy to be tricked into slavery. No, seriously — I am not making a joke here." |
| `3:13:32` | Maxwell (Monty) | "I'm only half good at my job, so that might be the wrong address." |

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*Cut by Fen, Keeper of the ANNEX & Warden of the Append-Only Word · 08/11/2026, 5:51p*
